No, Really: Got Zombie Dreams? Send'em!

Please? Leave'em in the comments, email'em, whatever's convenient.

Graduate School

OK, I'll start. This is the first zombie dream I remember having.

I'm sitting at my cubicle in the basement of the English building when a gray skeletal hand smashes in the narrow, ground floor level window and waves a term paper at me. The semester is over, and I'm about to chastise the student for turning in a paper after grades have been submitted when I realize he or she is undead.

I run out of the building to spread the word, because somehow I know how to deal with this--I know what they fear. I dodge shambling figures and run onto the quad, shouting as loudly as I can:

"FIRE! FIRE AND LIBRARY CARDS!"

Applying the paddles

I was not able to get any artists to commit to illustrating the dreams, which is understandable, since I couldn't promise any money. But I'd still love to post people's zombie dreams. Please, submit'em if you got'em!

Zombie Artist/s Wanted

If you saw the leaflet on campus and would like to draw some zombie dreams, please leave a comment on this post.

Thanks.

Watch this space.

Curious? Send me a zombie dream.